About Me

lonliestroadWho am I: Richard Elzey… (duh – richardelzey.com?)

I’m happily married (23 yrs). Children: 2 wonderful boys, and 2 beautiful girls.

I was in the US ARMY from 1984-1988, Basic and AIT in Ft. Sill, OK, (13B) Ft. Riley, KS. & Neu-Ulm, Germany. The Big Red One!
I teach for the Contractors Institute – since 1992, wow 25 years. I’m getting old.

Why a Website: Why not? What are you my life coach?

Live / Work: Instructor (Contractors Institute) / Creative Engineer from Spring Hill, Florida

Pets: Dogs- German Shepherd (Hattie), a little bitty dog (Mr. Flowers, and a Miniature Pig (Rosco).

Hobbies: Motorcycle, computers/the internet, photography, making videos,  Fly fishing, fishing, growing trees and peppers, geocaching, Scuba Diving, watching movies, reading adventure books, Hobos, and Freemasonry, etc… Also, Cryptozoology  – the study of hidden, unknown, or yet-to-be-discovered animals/creatures. I’m open to the search for extraterrestrial life, Bigfoot, Paranormal, and other things. Not that I’m a believer but I’m open-minded.

Professional License: (Dad)  Florida Certified  General Contractor (CGC), Certified Building Contractor (CBC), Mold Assessor (MRSA), Mold Remediator (MRSR), EPA RRP Lead Renovator, Florida Home Inspector (HI), Swimming Pool Contractor (CPC), Irrigation Contractor (SCC), Florida Notary Public, and Red Cross CPR / First Aid / AED Instructor.

Also, Ordained Minister in the ULC Monastery, and Dudeism!

Music: This is always tough because there are so many. Kid Rock, AC/DC, MeatLoaf, Statler Brothers (strange I know), The Doors, KISS, Van Morrison, Eagles, Eric Clapton, KISS,  Robert Johnson, Dire Straits, The Ebony Hillbilly’s,  Pink Floyd, Jethro Tull, hmm…..Oh yeah…. Recently, I have developed an infatuation with the Carolina Chocolate Drops. (great in concert)

Books: Battlefield Earth, Hobo’ing Across America, The Corp, Da Vinci Code, Born in Blood, Holy Blood Holy Grail, Lost Symbol, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Long Way Round, Long Way Down, Mission Earth (dekology) and tech many books.

Favorite TV shows: hmm…. there’s The Walking Dead, Big Bang Theory,  Duck Dynasty, NCIS, News, and the History Channel

Movies: We were Soldiers, Lord of the Rings (All Three), Hobbit (all three), King Arthur (2004), Serenity, Citizen Kane, Da Vinci Code, Patriot, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, Ferris Bullers Day Off, Star Trek, Armageddon, Young Frankenstein, John Adams, Band of Brothers, Pacific,  Serenity, Blues Brothers, Millers Crossing, All Harry Potters, The Green Mile, 12 Angry Men, Lawrence of Arabia, The Third Man (1949), The General (1926), China Town, Casablanca, Paul, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Butler, It’s a Wonderful Life, High Noon, It Happened One Night (1934), The Man Who Would Be King, The Avengers, The Dream Team, Ted, 300, Shaun of the Dead, from Dusk to Dawn, Rear Window, The Usual Suspects, and of course the Greatest Movie of All Time…”JAWS”…. the first one! Oh…don’t forget “Stripes” – The reason I joined the ARMY


Questions from Groupies

Question: How often do you update this juvenile garbage site?
Answer: I try to update at least every other day. I have been known to update 5 times in a week and I have been known to skip a couple of weeks depending on what’s happening here. And believe me, it’s happening!

Question: Are you just a drunk bastard who smokes weed all day?
Answer: Stop it Mom…

Question: You’re a mama’s boy who lives in her garage aren’t you?
Answer: bite me dad…

Question: Is it Gay if I like to watch porn flicks all day?
Answer: Only if it’s gay porn. If it’s not then you are normal…

Question: Where do you get your ideas from?
Answer: Bush Beer and Jose Cuervo Especial, as much as I sponsor them, they should sponsor the site!

Question: Do you ever ride your motorcycle? I never see any post.
Answer: not as much as I want. With life going in 4 different directions it hard to get away.

Question: I saw you adopted a baby. Why?
Answer: I swear to you that was one of the best things that I’ve done in my life! I’m blessed 10x over for having her in my life! I thank the Lord Every day for her! God doesn’t always give you what you what, he gives you what you need.

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Overture, curtain, lights.
This is it – night of nights
No more rehearsing and nursing our parts,
We know every part by heart

Overture, curtain, lights.
This is it,
we’ll hit the heights,
and oh what heights we’ll hit
on with the show, this is it………….(music)

Tonight what heights we’ll hit, On with the show this is it… LIFE